Hanyupinyin for you just in case you do not read cantonese but understand cantonese.

gam yat yu dou sam tieu sui yew bei yan lai kui da ba, zham zhu long, zhu gou zhuk geh fun cheong…
今日遇到三條須要畀人拉佢打靶, 浸豬籠, 誅九族嘅粉腸…

yat gor yim hao si si gan duo tuck zheok, heong gau sou you kau dai hao shi ga duo tieu mun tei…
一個嫌考試時間多得著, 向教授要求大考時加多條問題…
ng zhi hai ng hai yim meng cheong, si gan duo mei chor ding ding deng si gan guo lar, han fan dam hei fun har mai hou lor…
唔知係唔係嫌命長, 時間有多咪坐定定等時間過啦, 慳返啖氣瞓下咪好囉…
dou ng zhi li dit yan yau mou lou, hai ng hai yim ngor mun tei ng gau duo, zhen fan jin…
都唔知呢的人有無腦, 係唔係嫌我問題唔夠多, 真犯賤…

leng ngoi yat gor geng gar hak yan zheng, lum hei jau yat ba for..
另外一個更加乞人憎, 諗起就一把火…
meng meng jau giu kui dai ye lei, wan yew zar zar dei dei ban mou zhi, gong kek dou ng meng gam, hai dou tui sham tui sei…
明明就叫佢帶嘢嚟, 還要詐詐諦諦扮無知, 講極都唔明咁, 喺度推三推四…
xxx , zhen hai kek gui hei…
屌那星吖, 真係激鬼氣…

dei sham gor zhong shui dou tip dei…
第三個總衰到貼地…
zhik cheng ng zhi lum mut, yan dei gak lei zuo lou shan ng shan deng dou guan kui shi, sai mut gam dou yew tou sou arr…
直程唔知諗乜, 人哋隔籬座樓閂唔閂燈都關佢事, 使乜噉都要投訴吖…
zui shui jau hai xiu mai lei ngor li dou, yi hou zhong zhi bin chang lou deng mou shan, yau yan tou sou, ngor jau yew hoi shan…
最衰就係燒埋嚟我呢度, 已後總之邊層樓燈無閂, 有人投訴, 我就要去閂…
dou ng meng li dit yan dim lum geh…
都唔明呢的人點諗嘅…
zhen hai qi xin gap mou lou, dou ng zhi hai ng hai duk si pin, gam yuen geh deng jiu dou kui bin fut la zhen hai…
真係黐線夾冇腦, 都唔知係唔係讀屎片, 咁遠嘅燈照到佢邊窟啦真係…

yat gui gong sai gam yat zhen hai dong hak, yu zheok gam duo gam geh yan…
一句講晒今日真係當黑, 遇著咁多咁嘅人…